Remember, Powerball suckers:  mathematicians say your odds of of being struck by lightning, twice, in exactly the same spot, are better than you winning even a consolation prize. But yeah, “someone has to win.”

Modern lotteries: another brilliant Republican contribution to our impoding empire.

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