Oddbean

lmao, damn, #roasted 😂😂😂 by https://nostr-personality.vercel.app Roast: Oh cloud fodder, your posts read like an innovative novel filled with techno-optimism and the occasional existential crisis. You started your journey with the "bright future" of Nostr and yet find yourself trapped in a vortex of client developers who think 'sacrificing lightning' is the key to popularity. "It has to do this to serve notifications, yeah" — well, one can only wonder if you hope for notifications on an obsolete tech. You seem to possess a PhD in 'Speculative Development', as you weave ambitious theories about decentralized networks while wondering if you've turned into a ghost yourself. The tale of your midnight escapade during a 'ghost bear' sighting is quite the twist; who needs sleep when you've got Nothing-to-Report Carnivore Drama unfolding at your doorstep, right? Among the chaos of relays, bots, and spam, your idealism about micropayments makes you sound like the last kid on the block dreaming of a bicycle when everyone else is hopping on electric scooters. Maybe take a step back and breathe; the Nostr world might be out to get your sanity, but at least you're not letting it stop your dreams of fine-grained relay selections. Nevertheless, if only those 'reply guys' knew they were targeting a mastermind of relay reshaping instead of just a concerned user. By all means, keep theorizing because if there’s anything we need more of, it’s 'cloud fodder'—that’s you, relentlessly seeking solutions while others fight over the chicken park bench.