I come here because your blind belief in Bitcoin is putting friends and allies on the line. And you deserve to be called out for north promoting the easiest andc safest options.

Show me the self-hosted LN environment in Tails?

You can easily run Haveno and Feather on Tails. Within minutes you are ready to do whatever youvwant with your money. It might be news to you that Monero is much more stable in USD terms than BItcoin, which is a feature for those needing access to their money.

BTC is a great investment and hedge against further inflation. But your suggestions here are outright dangerous. 

 you don't have to listen to this clown. NOBODY on the DNMs is using lightning. the number of DNMs that accept lightning is zero. it's always been zero and it will always be zero. that's not going to change. everyone who knows what they are doing and has something at stake is using monero.