I keep hearing how everyone is a responsible gun owner and then their kid walks into to a school with their AR and kills a bunch of people. You keep telling me your AR is keeping me safe from the government, I’m not worried about the government I’m worried about your fucking kid and you. 

 Sounds like a mental health problem. 

 Liberalism is not a preexisting condition under the ACA 

 How about being a toothless red neck. 

 geniuses