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2ec354c2 | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 The cat left a necktie on the door
 
Don't know if he's in there with a girl cat or a baggie of catnip but I like to think I'm a cool mom
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ecc72e96 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @61201a23 He's killed an executive and is sharing the leftovers with you
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5d372f38 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @61201a23 Oh no, what if he has a chipmunk?

Cats are nature’s perfect serial killers, in your heart you know this.