Can someone explain general relativity to me like I'm 5?
No, because a 5 year old would immediately recognize the lie.
A bouncing ball on a train is quite easy to understand. Why the very same ball following the very same motion over the very same time period in front of 2 people travels a different distance is much harder to intuit, even for a 5 year old. People never exist in 2 places at once, so relativity is unintuitive. But 2 things always exist in 2 plaves at once, so relativity is helpful in navigating our realm.
Which lie? Science does not and cannot lie: it's the pinnacle of objectivity.
So you mean the science objectivity like in Covid/Corona-times?
Exactly! Good example!
You're sealed in an elevator and are weightless. SCARY! You don't/can't know whether your elevator is accelerating towards an object (as in freefall) or not (as in empty space). YOUR IMMEDIATE FATE DEPENDS ON IT! Everythinhg *outside* the elevator determines the elevators acceleration, based on how much those things are accelerating near the elevator. SO DON'T EVER GET STUCK FEELING WEIGHTLESS IN A SEALED ELEVATOR!
Einstein himself seemed to have figured these things out through the eyes of a 5yo 🤣