That's ridiculous! We'd never use a fork! 

 Lol, no. Lobsters are definitely not there. More like a bowl of cheerios. 

 This is not how it's imagined, this is how it really is.

Conceal carry + oversized portions + surf & turf + free refills on soda (not pictured) 

 Jesus toast too? 

 Yes, Americans imagine Jeasus appearing to them in many different ways, Just like how he just appeared to you on the biscuit. 

 Ghastlier don’t play. Most don’t have that much food FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ 

 I usually have a much larger cup of coffee, but otherwise spot on 😂