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 Damn has anyone seen the £/$ chart today? Fucking mental!!!! I've never been this excited. This is it folks!!!! 
 GBP collapsing. 
 Can I stay up to date with your finance bot? 
 I thought yous said "can I date your finance bot?" 
 I could do that too XD 
 Sure, I'll give it an attractive personality.

Ahem. Just between you and me: Would you prefer a boy finance bot or a girl finance bot, or would you like it to alternate? 
 Can it alternate depending on the Chip interacting with it? 
 Can the girl bot come with big boobies?  
 only if you can explain what robot girl needs boobs for... 😀  
 The boobs aren't for her, silly, they're for Chip. 
 Love how my hot finance thread has ended up with robots and boobs. Win. 
 If it's digital only, I guess I could watch them bounce a bit. If were mechanical, I think some motorboat action would be fun

I'd have to think about it. This topic doesn't come up enough.  
 i should just point out you seemed to ask permission to stay up late too 
 Who knew you moving would disrupt so many other people? How inconsiderate... 
 Awww, glad to know I'm so unique  
 Also there are some pretty wimpy dudes these days afraid to admit they like big boobies. Just wanted to assert my position XD 
 we see it in their eyes tho lol 
 I've heard some women appreciate the admiration, and I'll stick with that XD 
 ill give you a pass, but the others, they don't know me. lol 
 I have the massive privilege of occasionally interacting with the lovely ladies of nostr and sharing edgy boob humor XD

https://www.vaughnnugent.com/public/resources/downloads/cms/c/rno67m7ipcdytzsx7ss3womkjy.webp 
 I legit didn't know men like big boobs, until I was in my 40s. Every guy I asked equivocated or went full denial. Even if they were dating me. 😂

"I don't really care. I mean... boobs are just generally nice and..."

"Eyes up here, buddy." 
 I don't see anything wrong with appreciating a high quality pair of melons.  
 > I legit didn't know men like big boobs, until I was in my 40s. 
I find this so funny and fascinating.  
 lol

C is perfection, D is ... luxury 
 What kind of sheltered world did you live in? Cause I’ve known since the bosom came. 🤣🤣🤣 https://image.nostr.build/8d0bc4e7e395b3eab8354d37b6ad063418e319c4135d7b6fff92f2fc2a0aad15.jpg  
 They always say I have nice eyes. Assumed that's all they're looking at. Seemed plausible. 😂

https://i.nostr.build/JH897nkvTIkJaYNS.jpg 
 It’s just where we grew up then. All the boys treated me different in sixth grade. That’s when I knew the difference in the sexes. 
 Life is different, when you are literally walking around like
https://media.tenor.com/LaCMa-aSUUwAAAAC/emma-watson.gif 
 Me in sixth grade so life is weird right 🤣
Thank goodness for braces 😁 https://image.nostr.build/27379e7451abdb6caeb74eea37e48dbe2163e22eadffa8402b7faa2134b517f1.jpg  
 Angel eyes are a thing 
 i think that eyes are the most beautiful part of all animal bodies, except maybe ugly ones like flies and wasps, they give me trypophobia... but my point being that this "she has nice eyes" thing really just means you want to connect to them emotionally

almost any other part of the anatomy is kinda wonky in most cases but eyes tend to be 99% perfection in almost all cases... except for evil people, where you see nothing in them except the abyss 
 I'm just an internet goober, but doesn't that make us the majority?   
 Oh I get it now. It's all made up? 
 women are a majority in a system where there is constant war because the men are being slaughtered

this is why there is this gender imbalance in russia, and the chinese instituted the one child policy with the context of the cultural meme of having sons to try and correct that... but that's the end result of pure totalitarian states. too many women, and they are the most pliable to nonsensical demands of democratic politics 
 women are a majority in a system where there is constant war because the men are being slaughtered

this is why there is this gender imbalance in russia, and the chinese instituted the one child policy with the context of the cultural meme of having sons to try and correct that... but that's the end result of pure totalitarian states. too many women, and they are the most pliable to nonsensical demands of democratic politics 
 They always say I have nice eyes. Assumed that's all they're looking at. Seemed plausible. 😂

https://i.nostr.build/JH897nkvTIkJaYNS.jpg 
 It’s just where we grew up then. All the boys treated me different in sixth grade. That’s when I knew the difference in the sexes. 
 Life is different, when you are literally walking around like
https://media.tenor.com/LaCMa-aSUUwAAAAC/emma-watson.gif 
 Me in sixth grade so life is weird right 🤣
Thank goodness for braces 😁 https://image.nostr.build/27379e7451abdb6caeb74eea37e48dbe2163e22eadffa8402b7faa2134b517f1.jpg  
 Angel eyes are a thing 
 i think that eyes are the most beautiful part of all animal bodies, except maybe ugly ones like flies and wasps, they give me trypophobia... but my point being that this "she has nice eyes" thing really just means you want to connect to them emotionally

almost any other part of the anatomy is kinda wonky in most cases but eyes tend to be 99% perfection in almost all cases... except for evil people, where you see nothing in them except the abyss 
 Me in sixth grade so life is weird right 🤣
Thank goodness for braces 😁 https://image.nostr.build/27379e7451abdb6caeb74eea37e48dbe2163e22eadffa8402b7faa2134b517f1.jpg