Just how BIG is the stick up their ass?! Oh my god, I literally can't read this - I wanna barf so hard rn... X.x https://www.influxdata.com/blog/power-massive-time-series-workloads-with-influxdb-3.0/ #shitstr 

 lol, would you believe I used to work for them 

 For InfluxDB? fr?! xD 

 lmao yah, in 2017
I even went to their office on Market St (in SF) a couple of times, but I was mostly remote