but how does a relay deal with this? you didn't even think about that! no, the relay just holds the connection open, pings and pongs, and ignores all inbound messages that's the way that minimises traffic and computation
you are closing the gate after the goats have escaped the clients are gonna do dumb shit don't expect goats to not be dumb do what is required to minimise their damage i can't believe what nonsense i'm reading have you actually studied the bitcoin protocol? you know, this stuff is well and truly done and dusted, you aren't going to innovate just like no shitcoin is gonna improve over bitcoin