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 @b42c3131 or just have like zero impulse control, like you are just gonna kidnap a child the minute you are in the same space as one for five seconds. 
 @Cardinal Directions they're actually in my basement as we speak, funny enough 
 @b42c3131 in a basement? You can hide kids but you can't hide money I guess. 
 @Cardinal Directions I've kidnapped 5 kids. Half of them are in my basement and half of them are in my attic

Also if any antis see this for the love of God its a joke 
 @b42c3131 Oh, a basement, an attic, and a jigsaw? Now you are just bragging.