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Derek Ross | 10 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +28 
 Daughter: oh no, I won't be able to brush my teeth tonight.
Me: just go to the bathroom in the airport. We have your toothbrush and toothpaste.
Daughter: eeww I'm not using a public bathroom with poop particles and random pee.

🤣🤣🤣
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DeAllen Young | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 She's not wrong 🤣😂🤣
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Piriya ⚡🟧 | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Show her research on how far random fecal matter can travel in the air.
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Theory of Everything | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It’s good for her immune system!
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szarka | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I mean, yes, but you're gonna be breathing recycled air in the plane, so how much worse could it be?
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quentin | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I would say the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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TanukiBTC | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 She is not wrong
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OzzyHB | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Smart kid
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Séimí Mac Síomón | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My daughter came up with a good joke this morning : 

"I went to poop school but I didnt see my friend ." 

"Why not?" 

"Her names 'Fart' , she's invisible" 

XD 

They enrich your life man , the stuff they come out with!
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da37fc65 | 10 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
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