You leave the road pirates alone. While they may be pirates they are really privateers so it's okay. Now support them carte Blanche or some puppy won't get its food and will be fed a bad apple instead. 

I apologize I'm tired, moving on  

 ...all while endangering both our lives by increasing the speed delta to the absolute maximum by slowing us down to 0mph on a 70mph highway... BUT don't worry! I've got my blue lights on... They're "special" and will act like a force field in star wars, which is a fictional story kinda like my regard for you as a human being... 😉