Turns out that I'm just dumb and I wasn't batching events. I didn't realize that each call is limited to 500, but the relay stores more.

The good news is: you took this moment to start your own relay so I'm going to count this as a win

Send me your relay when you have it running and I'll add it

https://media.tenor.com/mIEbfl2flI0AAAAC/mr-rogers-proud-of-you.gif 

 if you use negentropy (nip77) it will only pull down new gifs. 

 🎚️ https://image.nostr.build/f1cd723b4e81b34c4fab72056e52205c27199dfaa01fa22c618a73dc34aed3b4.jpg  

 Hannibal playing the conga is kinda neat, Will.

I can take no for an answer, unlike the standards. 

 Good to know, thank you sir

https://media.tenor.com/j-DfaT9PimAAAAAC/top-gun-top-gun-maverick.gif