reasons this won't happen:
- the kids aren't in school so DHS will come and take them.
- you are in the tropics so you'll all get malaria
- home garden pic is England, so everything will be stolen
- lawyers will convince that wife of yours to take your assets in a divorce, granting her 90% of your assets, plus ongoing support. And you'll be on the hook for her since she can't work and all those kids while she moves to vegas or back in with her mum, who says you're a dirty savage
- the court won't find your bitcoin, but will look at precedent, and assume all that you bought you still have, and add that as your property.