Don’t we all so here’s a funny story for you so 1000 years ago a guy calls me at work

You know like star quarterback guy still pulling all the ass you know even though he’s in his 40s that type of guy you know what I’m talking about yeah him anyway he called me and said hey have you ever search your name on Google which I did and then disparaging comment came up and he was like funny right and all I said was why were you googling my name? 

 "Pulling all the ass." 😆 

 TBF: he banged **ALL** my best friends. Think he was just trying to swing his #BDE my way but …

Me internally: ( I don’t have herpes so NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

 like i prefaced earlier, bro            .nuance is needed b4 play 

 Broheim or bro sweater or bro 😎 seester or 

Awe 🫢 see my issues 

 ya, subtlety is out the window  

 Savage beaches reigns … supreme https://image.nostr.build/8653ebe000c7b99ad39df838a9a9a25ddcc71fe589b9b7420d9527a00fc99f13.jpg  

 can I call U dic for short? 

 So many names others have had for me 
Call me whatever the fuck you want 😂😂😂 

 c U around, i need some sleep but, butt, t-y 

 (>_<) 

 degooged, but know this story fren