The fun thing about parenting is the multiple to-do lists. There's the work/professional todo lists. There's the personal todo list. There's the todo list that is the unanswered emails in your inbox. The todo list of just stuff you forgot to add to a list. The todo list of various tasks your kids' teachers are expecting (permission slips, random school events, etc). If you've got kids with disabilities: stuff their doctors/therapists need (who doesn't love another 20 page questionnaire?)... 

 You have a kid?

They’re going to be a flaming homosexual.

Grooming pedo fuck. 

 Wtf are you talking about?