it's the real story of my life

and no i don't want to murder, rape, lie, cheat or steal, i just want to smoke weed, use bitcoin, travel without being spied on and shaken down at arbitrary points along the way and buy stuff without inviting police to show up (i literally had this happen back around 2005 after i inquired at a chemistry supplies website) 

 You've read my mind 😅 

 Yup. Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front https://amzn.eu/d/0hepBXC