Member that time elon was a rich and powerful gobermint titsucker and accepted corn for teslas for like a week and then fudded bitcoin and stopped and people said lightning exists and he was like “dO yoU neEd a MonEy tRansMitTer liCenSe fOr tHat?” and then a year or two later he told everyone Xitter™️ would be an everything app and people will do all their banking there and at about that same time lightning companies started getting rugged by compliance demands?

Kinda interesting. If gobermint accepted bribes and stuff this might be a fishy sequence of events. So glad we live in The Greatest Country in the World™️ and so this is all just a big coincidence