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 Me: What do you want for dinner?

My 3 year old: I want you to give me a nervous breakfast. 
 the correct answer here is to give him the nervous breakfast with a side of calming drink 
 or her* 
 sidebar: don’t forget the calming drink. 🥤 
 Please don't https://i.nostr.build/8oLGp1yvV6wjGObI.jpg 
 Lmfaooo this gives me a nervous stomach just by looking at it