Bro, those birds are paper-thin. And here I was thinking I could hunt them. They're straight out of a Game & Watch stage.

If this game had been made by a AAA Western studio, those birds would've been real and taken an extra GB of space in the cartridge due to their unoptimised 4K textures.

https://detroitriotcity.com/media/9a7cf01cfeb06103913710fc16a5b27a009604540a53ed14b0f29bde0a8239e6.mp4 

 >be immortal dragon
>fly around the world
>there's an elf standing on your brow
tfw it's Monday :tiredkitty:

https://detroitriotcity.com/media/bb199cf7eeeda67647fd93ecf7443c02481c5bfb22a67094880e6f2f75b2c7d1.mp4