Dumped gas in the creek and lit it. Almost burned the park down.  

Tossed a cup of gas in fireplace wet wood wouldn’t start it shot flame to my hand, I tossed the fireball and burned spots all over mom’s new carpet.  

Stuck wire in a socked and the next time it was used was me plugging a god forsaken electric mower.  Flame shot out of wall burnt my hand.  Mom would crush the Codeine in applesauce which I puked all over neighbors front porch while working donations for jog-a-thon.