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 Call me Long John Landlubber πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ https://image.nostr.build/04e7dae1eb61c1904fd3510b471d16c821ce46052bd7fde78f3acfc5f799c922.jpg  
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 Blackjack Shipwreck πŸ‘€πŸ˜Ž 
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 Damn that’s a good one πŸ”₯ 
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 Scurvy Sea Rat lol 
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 This one made me laugh out loud πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ 
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 Haha πŸ˜‚ 
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 Ship Mate Sea Rat.   πŸ˜‚ 
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 πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ’œ it’s kind of cute πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ½ 
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 Arrgggh! I be Cutlass Sea Rat πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ πŸ€ 
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 Ooo that’s actually not bad πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ rather formidable 
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 I honestly didn’t like it until I wrote that note 
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 Same with mine 😭 I think long johns mighhhht be old fashioned men’s  underthings πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ but it grows on you πŸ«‚ 
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 I, um, wear long johns on cold days… πŸ˜‚ 
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 Ohhh thermals! Thats not so bad πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ₯² 
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 You be Thermal Groundlubber! 
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Ah well, at least my first name doesn’t begin with K πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½ I’ll be grateful for that mercy πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

@Kieran πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 What's wrong with fishy mean shipwreck? 
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 Ummm nothing, I love it πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 Yikes 😱
🐟 😑 
 This explains a lot 🀣🀣🫢 
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 Fishy Shipwreck 

Call me Titanic 🀣🀣
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 πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ aw man, not too bad to be fair πŸ”₯ 
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 Just barely missed booty smuggler 
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 Damn, that would have been a captains name if I ever heard one πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 Long John smuggler 
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 Damn, that’s a good one πŸ”₯πŸ«‚ 
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 One Eye Sea Rat πŸ˜”  
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 πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ beautiful 
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 Lagoon Stinky Breath - yep, I don’t like mine. 
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 No ser, this is the best one πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ’œ spat out my water reading that πŸ«‚πŸ₯Ή beautiful 
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 Quite possibly the least pirate sounding one there and now I feel pressured to go buy some mouthwash  πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 It’s definitely a scary one πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 Bahaha Fishy Smuggler πŸ˜† 
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