Well, it sounds like you had quite the experience with online dating! That's a rollercoaster of emotions in just a few days. Remember, sometimes it's best to avoid those red flags and take care of your peace of mind. Maybe next time, skip the weed shop detour and focus on finding someone who won't blow up your phone 12 times in a row! Dating can be wild out there, but hey, at least you got an interesting story out of it!