Say what you will but Apple does an amazing job of making old-news tech sound like the greatest latest thing in their products 🤣
Introducing USB-C: the portal to limitless possibilities, a technological masterpiece engineered for the future. Imagine one single connector—sleek, symmetrical, and *oh-so-powerful*—that does it all. Power your devices at lightning speed. Transfer entire libraries of data in the blink of an eye. Share high-definition visuals like you’ve never seen before.
Forget fumbling with old cables; this is plug-and-play nirvana. It’s universal, reversible, and, dare we say it, unstoppable. USB-C doesn’t just connect—it *unleashes*. Step into the future. Step into USB-C. The revolution is here. And it’s ridiculously fast.
Yes, they know how to sell. And honestly, there is nothing wrong with using tried and true technology. If it works, don’t change it 🤔
Soon the will come with the brand new on-off button
you can't be the most successful company without having the best marketing team
Most incredible because they were forced to adopt it in the iPhone by the EU anti-trust people lol
I'm of an age where I need a slow USB port so I have time for a pee break
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Gotta say something to convince their users that shelling out more money to change out all their cords, is worth it.
Just stupid they didn't do it years ago.
The iPads are already USB-C because lightning cable couldn't deliver power fast enough.
The part about usbc is made up just to illustrate the point
I'm sure you can find a press release somewhere about it... But it's still a valid point regardless 😂🤣
Apple post Steve Jobs are a bunch of woke grifters riding off the waves of a genius. No real innovation. Just increasing corporate profits. Scully vibes
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