The Onion has money? 

 You guys have bingo cards? 

 😂😂😂 

 With the help of the Sandy Hook families 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wn9u_1r3_HQAAAAC/breakfas-cclub-donnell-rawlings.gif 

 https://v.nostr.build/xMoIANOHjuJedtmn.mp4 

 https://media.tenor.com/UF2C57z2gYgAAAAC/liotta-laughing.gif 

 Maybe the onion is so sick of getting beat at satire that they're pivoting to real news. 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/I0ldiEZLIuEAAAAC/laugh-funny.gif 

 😂 

 We have to be in a simulation. We just have to 😂😂 

 Yes and life is just a meme 

 It seems to be the case yes 

 I’m enjoying every second of it lol 

 Same 😂 

 I had to go back and read it. At first glance I thought fake news. 🤡 

 I see what you did there 
https://media.tenor.com/7MGiHk352JQAAAAd/rayliotta-rayliottafunny.gif