Make fun of them and play head games  

 Sometimes you just have to answer and say "thank you, I almost put my head in the oven, but that you cared enough to tell me the IRS has a warrant out for my arrest if I don't send you crypto right now really snapped me out of my darkness" 

 You are like the starting quarterback for your high school football team, playing in the league championships. 

 What scam calls are you getting, Sergio? Crypto related? 

 Crypto, irs impersonators, automated ai bots, you name it. 

 🙄😣 

 I just don’t answer my phone 😂 

 What are your favorite calls? Story time! 

 The automated firefighters because you just say "no" and they hang up 

 🤩 Wanna have a call like this!