@Mr. Fuzzland this "desk" is an old drafting table with paint stains on it. if you want to say it's poop that's fine to pretend though

the rest is self explanatory 

 Oh, I thought you were up to no good like packaging and labeling poos :airnom: 

 @Mr. Fuzzland that still wouldn't explain the cutting board 

 Maybe you had to cut them to size  :acat_flabbergasted: 

 @Mr. Fuzzland maybe i'm performing poop transplants