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 hell I was just about to post about something on my girlfriend's pinterest board (I am searching it for presents) 

it appears to be a frog with a rod up its urethra

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/debd574fa46254e1fb47f915e62a085c9bab8cefbd89009f8f1978ea6da57082.png 
 You didnt have to poast that 
 You should buy it for her then tell her "I got you a frog with a rod up it's urethra, merry christmas." 
 seems like more of an anniversary gift 🧐 
 I don't think frogs even have a urethra you degenerate 
 a quick google search says they have a cloaca 
 did they not do frog dissection in your school? 
 back in middle school but I don't really remember that

most recent full dissection I did was a rabbit 
 niggas be shittin cuh :blank: 
 I went to a private school. We dissected a rabbi.

Ha ha ha! Is she joking? 
 that would be disgusting 
 Yeah, cutting one open just releases the exodemon inside, and that's a whole afternoon of fumigation and re-blessing of affected spaces.

Rabbis were actually banned from campus under penalty of being burned at the stake. 
 I imagine your google history is interesting. I would hate to see what ads pop up 
 I'm on my computer and search related to fedi I hit ctrl+shift+n for brother 
 Never misses an opportunity to mention genitalia 
 Lets not go there please 
 Oh but we already have. We are there and you are with us. Welcome to the frog junk thread. Enjoy your stay and please consider patronising the gift shop on your way out.