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 @cyberpunklord420 no, I don't have it.

And I didn't even know it glowed in the dark. Is it the quinine that does that? 
 @Suzu :miku_happy:  @cyberpunklord420 Yes.

https://varishangout.net/media/692200bd-6319-4491-9bcd-9009b00aec8f/Tonic_water_uv.jpg 
 @LoliHat @Suzu :miku_happy:  @cyberpunklord420 you know, always wanted to get a bunch of Gatorade, the blue kind. Go back in time, larp as a wizard, and sell that stuff to the armies of royal kingdoms for use in their armies. Well that and zippers. So a fully armored knight could unzip his crotch strap and go piss and not have to piss on himself and the poor horse and make everyone have to smell it for days. 

Shit too. Selling dry soap might be good too. 
 @Fenix @Suzu :miku_happy:  @cyberpunklord420 

>you know, always wanted to get a bunch of Gatorade, the blue kind. Go back in time, larp as a wizard, and sell that stuff to the armies of royal kingdoms for use in their armies.

The question is if we can get Gatorade to sponsor a Gatorade Isekai anime? :cirno_think: 
 @Fenix @LoliHat @Suzu :miku_happy:  didn't know that knights couldn't just pull down their pants or smth 
 @cyberpunklord420 @LoliHat @Suzu :miku_happy:  nope, they legitimately had to piss themselves in their plate cuz it took too long to just take off mid March to go piss or shit. 
 @Fenix @cyberpunklord420 @Suzu :miku_happy:  

>they legitimately had to piss themselves in their plate cuz it took too long to just take off mid March to go piss or shit.

You could make a mint selling adult diapers to the gallant knights. 
 @LoliHat @Suzu :miku_happy:  @cyberpunklord420 some good baby powder too, cuz going full sloosh for that long in a diaper would suck lol 
 @Fenix @Suzu :miku_happy:  @cyberpunklord420 

Just imagine how much you could get for toilet paper! 
 @Suzu :miku_happy:  Yeah. And don't worry, I didn't even know what tonic water was until now. And now that I know it can glow in the dark, time to buy it and feed it to my aloe!