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 It 😂 tried the door. I 😀 hear 😂 it scrabbling 👍 with the latch so 😀 I double check 🎉 the 😂 lock before 🌈 I 🎉 switch the 🎉 light on. I moved out 😀 of the sticks to avoid this sort of thing. It's 🌈 the color and roughly the texture of a grocery 😂 bag as it reaches up the 🌈 door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping as it presses its body 🤔 against 🤔 the low part of the door. You're 🎉 not 😂 supposed to cut them or 🎉 break them into 🌈 pieces, 💯 because it spreads their spores. 💯