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 Dumb story time. This is really stupid and I might regret posting it on nostr where it can’t be deleted.

I was driving to get breakfast and remembered that when it comes time to order, my voice is voice is usually all crackly and “I just woke up”. I decided it would be wise to warm it up a little and sing to whatever music was on. A cover of Missionary Man by Ghost started playing and I did NOT want to be caught singing to that. Did I skip the track like a normal person? Of course not. I just tried to sing without moving my mouth. At some point, after getting through most of the song I realized I was acting like a ventriloquist, something arguably more embarrassing than being caught singing in your car. Anyway I burst out laughing and still can’t stop. Highly recommend. Everyone should experience the silliness of this at least once. 
 Dumb story time. This is really stupid and I might regret posting it on nostr where it can’t be deleted.

I was driving to get breakfast and remembered that when it comes time to order, my voice is voice is usually all crackly and “I just woke up”. I decided it would be wise to warm it up a little and sing to whatever music was on. A cover of Missionary Man by Ghost started playing and I did NOT want to be caught singing to that. Did I skip the track like a normal person? Of course not. I just tried to sing without moving my mouth. At some point, after getting through most of the song I realized I was acting like a ventriloquist, something arguably more embarrassing than being caught singing in your car. Anyway I burst out laughing and still can’t stop. Highly recommend. Everyone should experience the silliness of this at least once. nostr.fmt.wiz.biz 
 Just some mouth warmups no biggie 😂 
 Don't worry so much what others think. Should of sang your heart out but I am sure your way still got the job done! How did the order go? Did your voice crackle? 
 Hahahaa it went so well 10/10 would do it again 
 okay but what did you get for breakfast? 
 Fancy croissants 😇 Gotta go when they open! 
 With Nostur app you can delete it… just in case you change your mind 🤣 
 Hah! How does that work? 

Maybe I can bring back one of my favorite nasty replies “it’s not too late to delete this” 😆 
 You can totally bring it back 🤣 (unless you use Android, since I think Nostur works only on 🍎)