Now I've had good burgers in my time. I love a good swiss melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms caramelized onions on a burger uh, that is hot stuff you can get that at a number of different places. Wait a sec. THE ONIONS AREN'T CARAMELIZED! THEY THINK THEY CAN DO THIS TO ME? DO THEY KNOW WHO I AM? I WILL RITUALISTICALLY HUMILIATE THEM!  AHHHHHH!

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 Wow just like the homosexual says