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 Yesterday I was having a salad for dinner and I saw a green caterpillar climb out of my arugula. 

Don’t know how I feel about that … 
 Free protein  
 lol yes 
 Means you are getting real food. I dont if I would of ate it though hahaha 
 It means there is no poison on the food, so it is a good sign 😊.
But we are not used to see that on food and that maybe makes it strange ? 
 Well, it was fresh lol but if you made it at home I guess you gotta wash your lettuce 🥬 a bit better, if it was something you ordered, well I always assume they never wash anything before serving. 😖 
 Sweet! Free protein. 
 Side of protein no charge! 
 Salads are scams, it just makes you flatulate, with no advantage in consuming. 
 never seen a caterpillar climb out of my steak... 
 I was eating salad once and found a little slug in it 🤮 
 It happens 🤪 
 You vill eat zee bugs. 
 It was probably going to look for something a bit more nutritious to eat 😉 
 The occasional bug is good things as it's a sign that the food is good and healthy for the tiny animals, and thus is good a healthy for us as well.

If you are concerned just wash extra thoroughly, but keep the same source! 
 Salad telling you it's time to think about going carnivore 🤪 
 😱 
 😨😨 
 If the caterpillar likes the salad, then it's a good salad. 😉 
 Don’t panic, it’s organic 
 It's a sign to try carnivore. 
 Now you need a jumping spider on your salads nostr:nevent1qqsphejylf37uwamqme4c6eksphxnvhe4s26pgtc4seuysq6632k4jqpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj7q3q3j6gs3qyy9p86x3506cu6wazepmnvyv8x5slqkstjnggtapg46vsxpqqqqqqzsdtjx4