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 Number 8) Mickey's Dick Smasher
I fall asleep in my bed and my vision slowly fades from black, I see myself at the entrance of Disneyland, but it seems a bit off. As I walk inside I notice a lack of people, not even employees are around, and all I have is myself, or at least that is what I thought. I fell my ears must be fooling me, as a familiar voice hits me with the softness of silk, โ€œare you feeling lonely?โ€ I turn back and I see the face of Mickey Mouse himself, once in my life I feel like I have a friend. His soft gloved hands touch my arm as he leads me somewhere, โ€œno one should feel lonely in Disneylandโ€, he says as we enter the castle. A secret door opens right before my eyes, my field of vision is filled by the sight of a sign, I read it in awe, โ€œMickeyโ€™s Dick Smasherโ€, I couldnโ€™t believe it. Mickey touches my shoulder and looks at my face, looking into his eyes, I ask โ€œis this real?โ€, he replies โ€œonly if you believe it isโ€. I feel the soft touch of fabric as Mickeyโ€™s gloves run down my body, the buttons on my pants are undone. I feel my blood rushing down, never in my life have I ever felt so aroused. As he pulls me by the penis, Mickey positions me in the ride, feeling his warmth close to my face I hear him whisper, โ€œare you ready?โ€ I feel so excited I instantly ejaculate, โ€œI guess that is a yesโ€, he says as he lets go of me and pulls a lever. I see the tracks of the coaster shaking, they are made of steel and seem quite strong, but the weight of the carts still makes them unstable. The bare sound of metal against metal makes me think of the brute force of the machine when my dong gets obliterated. The impact hits me, but the feeling is not as expected, my illusion is broken, I feel sweat in my forehead as I stand up from my bed, the water that was once escaping my body as sweat now leaves as tears. I couldnโ€™t believe reality, desperately looking down my pants I cry, my dick is still there. I sob as I turn to the side and try to sleep, only this time, I wish I donโ€™t wake. 
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