If only the level of mental retardation among bitcoin bros on nostr could be harnessed for something really important, like a currency 

 
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 Yes that's what everyone who owns bitcoin actually cares about: how many dollars they can get with it. 

 We protect our energy with Bitcoin. 

 Because it's worth dollars 

 Because they can't steal it from me. That's why.