@46cd5609 The sad part is, I lived in Oklahoma for a few years, and I can't recommend the quality of healthcare out there.  Admittedly, part of this is that they have a state-level version of the DEA that makes the DEA look reasonable by comparison.

And part of it was one resident who actually began a sentence with "in my experience" and unfortunately I was not working in healthcare policy at that time because G_d help me if I hear another resident ever use that phrase.