I was like, I hope he really likes me and shows up on time to dates and goes to church regularly and smells good.

I mean, it's a short list, but that only leaves a tiny selection, really. 

 I think only 10% of German men attend church weekly, and most of them are probably not looking for a wife, so like 96% of men were immediately out of the running. 😂 

 I guess it was a short list, but loaded and highly subjective. 

 You sound like a good women. Now my criteria is a woman who has this as their criteria.