I mean, the guillotine is way too fast and archaically difficult to lug around. 

It's 2023, why do humans have these ideas of revolution symbolism involving a guillotine? All we have are illustrations in history books. I suppose that's what we think revolution looks like? 

As stated, it's 2023: softwar. Bleed them slowly and watch them drown. Without a kinetic advancement or projection at all. 

Whose dodge Ram are you going to link the guillotine trailer to? With this gas prices? It's not exactly aerodynamic.