Tip: If you can print it it has no value. 

The day I created an ERC20 smart contract with a storyteller coin STR and I created 100 trillion of that coin in just 3 min and was able to give everybody in my country 10 million of that STR coin and make them instant millionaires in STR coins I became a Bitcoiner.

It sank into me right away what Bitcoin is and what crypto is.

And I stopped talking BS about Bitcoin.