I get paid on Monday but I fear this mini dip won't last 😞
Borrow on your credit card. Problem solved. 🤓
god help you
All you have to do is post on Sunday that BTC will never go below 69K again and bam, you guaranteed yourself a sweet dip.
Wanna buy an option? 😂 Note to SEC: This is a joke and not an actual offer of a security.