oh, but also, EACH & EVERY SINGLE asian person, EVERY girl & EVERY boy becomes a triple vanta black belt in kung fu by age four.
it’s easier to kick ass, if you’re slim. 

 a metaphorical “kick ass” of course.  asians are a peaceful people.  the desire for peace & harmony is deeply, deeply ingrained in their souls. 

 lol, jk jk jk…”jk” ad infinitum 

 nope