I swear they're just throwing darts at a dart board to come up with this shit.

*Thwack* Ok, trans...
*Thwack* Climate change...
*Thwack* Indonesian sex workers...
RUN THE STORY!

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 Because all of their headlines are trendy buzzword word salads

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 The Monsoon seasons sucks. Now just the same as 30 years ago when I was living in Thailand. That's why you don't go there on vacation during that time. 🤣  

 Btw, that season is over. Sex tourists may now indulge in their pleasures again until October. 

 It was never long before the “my mask protects pregnant Ukrainian men from climate change” meme went from barely parody to non-parody.