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 I guess I’ve hit the age where suddenly a random bruise will appear somewhere on your body for no discernible reason. What the fuck is that all about? #OldPeopleOfMastodon 
 Yep. It’s a bother, and irritating AF to have a spot that obviously hurt enough to bruise but unable to recall how/when the pain came! 
 @30700d9a  Oh, that's just the beginning my friend. You have much more to look forward to. Skin tags in places you need a mirror to see. Moles. Brown marks (liver spots?) in every shade all over face neck and arms. Actinic Keratosis, warts? And that's a sampling from an average healthy person. 😂