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 Some dumbass woman is in the room all 🎉 like "there's a owl perched on the sign" so I said "I have 🔥 gigabytes of 🤔 owls." She 💯 looks at me 🔥 and says "What?" 🔥 I 😂 don't look 😂 up, but I do say "That's it, I'm 🤔 changing @s" and slam my pen down.