>be elite ukrainian glownigger
>get sent on a retarded suicide mission to crimea
>fall off your jetski
>get taken into russian captivity, will never see your wife again
>all because zelensky wanted to post something on twitter since ukraine has had 0 counteroffensive successes
:pepedisappoint:

https://i.poastcdn.org/8e5851448b3a120b28721087ee7ada4ca160ee8eb80bf0d0a26a3df661ea23a0.png 

 The Greatest Bestest Counteroffensive Evar after four months and massive losses

https://i.poastcdn.org/4297106813c251b43c1bc1827cc0b41524c02830ec9fe54251041f812761187e.jpeg 

 Handsome guy. It's a shame. 

 I'm old enough to remember Zelensky saying he'd be spending his summer in Crimea. 

 lol did they DUCK TAPE his shoulder wound?