Repeatedly says she loves you right before using said violence. Doesnt sound sane to me 

 Saylor is Paul Sheldon. 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/fN5JxZNdAaIAAAAC/the-sopranos.gif 

  https://image.nostr.build/02c3fe383b85a2b4579e9bf72efb1bf4ca8fba32a8558ace0df5868a7598f94a.jpg  

 Look at that curveball!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/idAVZ3KMx9YAAAAd/miles-mikolas.gif 

 That’s a slider. 

 Ok how about this one?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fG3zf94ycJgAAAAC/baseball-korean.gif 

 Throws like a chick. 

 Yes

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Va9M6DvKygYAAAAC/ba-dum-tsss-drum.gif 

 there's clearly a vacuum under home plate hoovering down  

 Quite powerful one if I may add