They won’t You’re out of touch with the rest of society. Also, the US government already has decentralized powers. They just need to use their powers, but the supreme court is full of cowards
They all get paychecks from the Federal Government and those paychecks are denominated in Fiat Currency which is about as arbitrary and devaluing as you can get so no matter who is doing what they still worship fiat currency and it's invisible inflation, devaluation process. Unless there is an executive branch that will recognize Bitcoin and mandate it's metered use ( a use based on the finite maximum denominator of 21,000,000).
Three branches of a centralized government. Much decentralization