I’m always traveling and hearing the optimistic (generally brown) “passport bros” try to sell me on going abroad to find a wife, and I’m always asking why we aren’t seeing these pretty girls over here if they’re so common. 

A simple look at the older guys we know, with their OWN asian trophy wives should tell you plenty. Can’t think of a single one that even begins to meet the standard of even coomers. All got that old asian puffy rice face thing going on 

 One guy even married THE japanese model girl. Like, she’s been on stage, been a podium girl in the past (supposedly) and you see her today and feel the same as when you see a malnourished exotic animal in a tiny, unkempt cage. 

They simply aren’t meant to leave their native biome. It’s too hard on them, their body has to mutate to survive in the americas.