Agreed...the next time "covid" happens we need to have arguments and phrases that are clearly articulated to the "enforcers".  It needs to be simple, concise and definitive . And should be based on reason rooted in grammar  and expressed through effecitve rhetoric.  

I Suggest the following phrase: " No"

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/articles/201311/the-power-no

 

 I like “eat shit” 

 That works too...same idea, different delivery. 

 Honestly the best thing I’ve found is just straight up ignoring them.